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Best thing I've read on tumblr.
- Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
- Student : Yes, sir.
- Professor: So, you believe in GOD?
- Student : Absolutely, sir.
- Professor : Is GOD good?
- Student : Sure.
- Professor: Is GOD all powerful?
- Student : Yes.
- Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
- (Student was silent.)
- Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
- Student : Yes.
- Professor: Is satan good?
- Student : No.
- Professor: Where does satan come from?
- Student : From … GOD …
- Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
- Student : Yes.
- Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
- Student : Yes
- Professor: So who created evil ?
- (Student did not answer.)
- Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
- Student : Yes, sir.
- Professor: So, who created them ?
- (Student had no answer.)
- Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
- Student : No, sir.
- Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
- Student : No , sir.
- Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
- Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
- Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
- Student : Yes.
- Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
- Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
- Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
- Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
- Professor: Yes.
- Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
- Professor: Yes.
- Student : No, sir. There isn’t.
- (The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)
- Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
- (There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)
- Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
- Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
- Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
- Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
- Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
- Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?
- Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
- Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
- Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
- (The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)
- Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
- (The class was in uproar.)
- Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
- (The class broke out into laughter.)
- Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
- (The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)
- Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
- Student : That is it sir… Exactly ! The link between man and GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.
- That student was Albert Einstein.
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sweetest thing? :">
- Boy And girl on The phone
- -girl:
- I love you.
- - Boy:
- I love you too ,So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?
- - Girl:
- Yeah...where?
- - Boy:
- I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?
- -Girl:
- Ok.
- - Boy:
- Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?
- - Girl:
- Ok. What time do you get off?
- - Boy:
- In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 minutes...
- -Girl:
- hey...I thought you didnt have work today...
- - Boy:
- One of my co-workers called in sick.
- - Girl:
- Oh okay! So ill see you around 7: 30 then?
- - Boy:
- Yeah! and babe?
- - Girl:
- Yeah?
- - Boy:
- I love you.
- - Girl:
- I love you too!
- - Boy:
- Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
- - Girl:
- Ok bye.
- - Boy:
- Bye.
- ****************************
- 2 hours later...
- The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.
- - Girl:
- Hey!
- - Boy:
- Wassup...you ready?
- - Girl:
- yes
- They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head back to the car but before she got into the car...
- - Boy:
- Wait! Can I blindfold you?
- - Girl:
- Why??!
- - Boy:
- Its a surprise.
- - Girl:
- What kind of surprise?
- - Boy:
- A big one.
- - Girl:
- Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
- - Boy:
- I promise.
- - Girl:
- Ok blindfold me...
- So they drove off...........and then they stopped.
- - Boy:
- Ok we're here!
- -Girl:
- Where?
- - Boy:
- Wait let me walk you to the place!
- - Girl:
- What place?
- - Boy:
- Somewhere!
- The boy walks her to the place.
- - Boy:
- Ok...let me take the blindfold off.
- - Girl:
- Where are we?
- He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at that same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....
- - Girl:
- Omg...(tears come down)
- - Boy:
- Why are you crying?
- - Girl:
- This is where you first asked me out...
- - Boy:
- What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)
- - Girl:
- (tears come down faster)
- - Boy:
- I wasn't at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
- - Girl:
- Get up!
- - Boy:
- Yeah?
- - Girl:
- (hugged him)
- - Boy:
- Is that a yes or a no?
- - Girl:
- Yes ♥.
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